venerdì, gennaio 31

10 Sex Tips From Disney Movies

1) Use a condom

2) Toys are your friends

3) Tiny pricks can be very powerful

4) Always leave before midnight

5) Crabs aren't as bad as you think

6) Stretching the truth only works if you can make your wood stretch just as far

7) If you leave your food or drinks unattended, someone may take advantage of you

8) Size doesn't matter as much as how you use it

9) Who cares if your partner has hair in places you don't?

10) Just keep rubbing until something comes out

Illustrated by Shea Strauss.
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