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| 1) Use a condom |
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| 2) Toys are your friends |
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| 3) Tiny pricks can be very powerful |
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| 4) Always leave before midnight |
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| 5) Crabs aren't as bad as you think |
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| 6) Stretching the truth only works if you can make your wood stretch just as far |
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| 7) If you leave your food or drinks unattended, someone may take advantage of you |
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| 8) Size doesn't matter as much as how you use it |
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| 9) Who cares if your partner has hair in places you don't? |
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| 10) Just keep rubbing until something comes out |
Illustrated by Shea Strauss.
